What did yo mama tell you
15 Answers to "What did yo mama tell you"
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Go on son, eat the yellow snow.
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Something about going blind. Obviously, she was wrong, or I'd have needed a dog by fifteen.
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very funny lolLike (1)
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If you drop a knife on the floor a man will come to visit.
Do you have any idea how many knives I *accidentally* dropped on the floor? No man................except my dad, and he lived there.Like (2)
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your hateful
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"Take time to make love."
That was really her advice to my wife and I when we were dating. lol :-)Like (2)
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"You done made yo bed.....You gotta lie in it."
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not to come...
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I must find someone like you.
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nice lol
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Thank you.
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I'm not your real mama....
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My mama told me that keeping secrets was mandatory to keeping the family together, and I watched as she continually kept secrets from her own husband and family.
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beware of the flamingo never tread on her toes
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she was right!!
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who can stand against it....lol.....i transformed again
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"Percy ****** is for ******* not poking."
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percy is that ur real name lol
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Why did it censor the word "P3cker". Nah she was referring to my bits.. I think I was like 9-10 when she first said it..
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Wait til' your father finds out.
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my mom always said that too
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Best Answer (Chosen By Asker):
Posted by 101piggy Dec 3rd, 2012 at 8:16AM
Don't put it in your mouth if it has a head and attached to a body
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Reply by prettyflamingo Dec 3rd, 2012 at 8:49AM
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Reply by 101piggy Dec 3rd, 2012 at 8:52AM
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