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What did your last fortune cookie say?

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Posted Aug 2nd, 2009 at 8:44PM
I can't remember, which is sad because it was only 2 days ago. (you have the cutest avatar, I love it!)
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Posted Aug 2nd, 2009 at 8:44PM
Do not ever open up one of these again!
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Posted Aug 2nd, 2009 at 8:41PM
"Your fortune cookie today - got eaten by rats. Lucky you, now they're dead!"
(I write them myself, fortune cookie tool on computer, combined with the cowsay command, an ASCII-art cow with the text in a speech bubble)
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Posted Aug 2nd, 2009 at 9:05PM
dont pay attention to negative feelings these days...

which is impossible ;)
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Posted Aug 3rd, 2009 at 12:13AM
Never had one in my life!
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Posted Aug 3rd, 2009 at 4:40AM
"Try another cookie" ......
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