Basically, like your balls attached to your chest with extra fun buttons. Lol.
Take some modeling clay.<br />
Make two nipples as best you can.<br />
Stick them on your butt.<br />
Reach around behind yourself <br />
and fondle your "butt boobs"!<br />
Hint: Do this in Private!
A cows udders.
ask your mum
They feel like something between a Hershey's kiss and a watermelon in your hand...depending on cup size. :p
Squeeze a latex pillow. There you go!
Big ol' bags of sand.
40 year old virgin?
The only part of that movie I remember!