Move. Go to the local INS office and apply for a green card.
water, sunscreen, and lots and lots of fans
my husband says you're canadian it should be easy for you lol<br />
he says you can go through the process while you live out here and learn. <br />
(don't quote him ;D)
Sunscreen money and air conditioning
Here's what you need. A forest, water, a theme park, a city from the north, weed(so you can be happy), food(for the weed), a little bit of the ocean, wind, ice, and everything else you usually bring. Oh and some atomic bombs so it can be like chinoble after you leave.
Passport and visa ...
its easy just go to a post office or the nearest US embassy and apply