What do I say to a woman I've had a thing for, and haven't seen, for almost a year?
"Oh, and by the way, I've never met anyone like you - let's go out, hyuk hyuk!" ? Noting that we've solely communicated through facebook since last November. Also noting that I have no idea when we'll meet again. Further noting that I'm an 18-year-old high school graduate while she's old enough to have graduated college, which she's done. Twice. Still further noting that I've never actually told anyone anything like this before. On the plus side, she does, at least in some way, seem to like me. And I (bearded) look older than I am despite the age difference. Did I mention the age difference?