Resolved Question

Some people say all women are the same and all men as well. What do you think they are the same?

As a male - I can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge if it was right in the middle of the top shelf! Does "hey hun, I can't find my socks!" sound familiar?

I think many men can't find stuff, not because we don't look, but because women like to rearrange the order of things. Men like to use the same spot every time.

Men are not multi taskers usually. We do not carry on a cell conversation, put on lipstick, and teach our children origami while driving the minivan! We are more likely heard yelling "shut up I'm driving!"

Reading directions. Need I say more?
Understanding directions after deciding to listen to the woman? Well now, that is usually the man's forté.

Picking up clothes. Not my style - not most men I know either. Women don't like it but for some reason seem compelled to do so.

All this said - I am thoroughly reprogrammed. One thing my ex did well. I generally keep my laundry in order, read the directions first, and search as long as it takes to find that damned mustard. I still don't drive and apply lipstick.