Solution 1: If there is other toilet paper or paper in the house, find it and use it...
Solution 2: If no other solution use a towel and throw it away for good...
run and get some, don't just sit there
I'd just get into the shower and wash myself clean .... then; go to the store and stock up on T/P .
I'm in the bathroom. That means there is soap and water and washcloths. Also, in MY bathroom, there is always a package of wipes. I never go anywhere without wipes for wiping my hands, the handles on shopping carts, and other dirty places.
Call 911. Lift my knees to my chest, sink in, and flush.
Number 1 is easy: drip dry
Number 2: ummm not so much. Try to find kleenex or something like that closeby.
Easy. We have a Toto which does it all for u.
I take it you wear panties,turn them inside out .Clean the bum Wash or dispose of the soiled item.
No problem.If you dont wear panties you are in the ****.