reading the pregnancy test and going "****"
Now that is a funny answer. I think all of us fear that situation.
When they had sex, they "accidentally" forgot how stupid they were forgetting to use birth contol
Use of prophylactics are not a 100% guarantee of avoiding pregnancy. My youngest offspring is the result of a defectively-manufactured condom. :P
For me, any of them would be.
If I got pregnant, it would be an accident, because I forestall such things.
I have a whole army guarding my impregnable fortress. And they never take a day off.
when you use condoms and birth control at the same time and she still got pregnant
Truck carrying fertile female eggs crashes into ***** bank.
they blanked s*p*e*r*m*? What gives? How is that obscene?
Ahhh... My content filter was on. I'm still relatively new to EP. I had no idea they would auto-censor my own words, though...