What do you do if you are falling off a cliff?
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Posted by knockoutrose Jul 13th, 2012 at 11:56PM
Pray to God to let you die before you hit the bottom.
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Posted by InsipidRed Jul 13th, 2012 at 3:29PM
**** my panties and scream my ******* head off.
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Posted by ob1kenobe Jul 13th, 2012 at 3:14PM
In the spirit of "when life gives you lemons.." I'd say, go surfing.
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Posted by dontBlong Jul 13th, 2012 at 3:07PM
scream..?
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Posted by tom1762 Jul 13th, 2012 at 3:02PM
Are you speaking figuratively, or literally? Figuratively, in the broader sense, as in losing control of ones self: Regroup. Take some time to collect ones self, make new goals, and plan how to achieve them. If you mean literally, I'd ask how high is the cliff? What's at the bottom, water, sand, rocks; lions, tigers, or bears (oh my)? Go feet first, bend slightly at the knees, protect your head, assume you will shatter both legs, but greatly increase your odds of survival, now about those wolves...
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Posted by bosgek Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:53PM
Yell BLOCK!
So my climbing partner can brase.
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Posted by ImSoAlone890 Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:45PM
Close your eyes and wait for the freedom!
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Posted by laserx Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:44PM
Wake up usually.
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Posted by smileyfacelunchbox Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:42PM
make that sound from the chuck jones roadrunner cartoons
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Posted by promethius50 Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:40PM
who's cliff and why are you falling off him
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Posted by jsmithemail Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:39PM
fly
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Posted by hubinater Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:37PM
if I am falling I might as will try to fly I have nothing to lose.
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Posted by TaintedSoul Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:37PM
Roadrunner that stuff right back on the cliff
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Posted by ChipmunkErnie Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:37PM
Land with a splat
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Posted by Oddandsingular Jul 13th, 2012 at 2:37PM
prepare for death
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