What do you do when someone hovers over you and proclaims "we're living in the end times!!"?

It just happened to me in my home. It happens to me a lot. Does it happen to you a lot? How do you respond? How does it make you feel?

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I adjust their tinfoil hat, put a quarter in their cup and keep it moving....

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SummerWind18	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:56PM lol! I have to laugh, i don't want to but I can't help it! Rated: +2Vote for this!
bricmpt	Posted Sep 7th, 2009 at 2:36PM If it scares you when you hear this, than the being who is influencing the person making these proclamations is being fed. DON'T feed it. It is, as you may already suspect, a Dark One. People have a tendancy to get fear confused with reverence and then become trapped in fear. Rated: +2Vote for this!
puzzles100	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:40PM Unless you have a time machine, I'm not convinced. It makes me feel.... indifferent. Rated: +1Vote for this!
KavookiSoldier	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:38PM I poke them in the eyes and say, 'What's it to you'... I'm weird like that. Rated: +1Vote for this!
vexonic	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:40PM haha.. i allow myself NOT to answer this question... Rated: +1Vote for this!
RedWirenut	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:42PM I guess if they're hovering I'd have to hear them out. I tend to ignore apocalyptic prophecies from earth-bound prophets. Rated: +1Vote for this!
StudentofUnifying Life	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:43PM Offer them a breathmint. Rated: +1Vote for this!
destry	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:45PM look them straight in the eye...then go BOO! then cackle wildly just to make them feel at home Rated: +1Vote for this!
TouchMeNot	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:48PM Tell them to get out of whatever room you are in as you wish to die alone. Rated: +1Vote for this!
WatchMeFly	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:51PM My grandma does that a lot. I say, "I know Nanny, I know, you tell me everyday." Rated: +1Vote for this!
iams	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 7:59PM Say "I saw that episode of the Simpsons" lol Rated: +1Vote for this!
Jujalee	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 8:02PM I'd hand them a candle Rated: +1Vote for this!
oldnwise2	Posted Sep 6th, 2009 at 10:23PM LOL pigpo1......I would have to do what someone else suggested...poke em in the eye with a sharp object and while they were screaming in pain inform them that thier end day was already here.....muuhahaahahahahaha Rated: +1Vote for this!
TheOnlyConstantIs Change	Posted Sep 7th, 2009 at 12:39AM It's funny to read this because I happened to hear such a "quack" on the street just yesterday. I wanted to reply "Yes, and it's a damn good thing, maybe the survivors will have a better world." Rated: +1Vote for this!
theologian	Posted Sep 7th, 2009 at 2:23AM tolerance is the key. . . but I've never had anyone say that. . . so I'm one to speak. Rated: +1Vote for this!
Waiwera	Posted Sep 7th, 2009 at 6:25AM Hehehehe... Well, since it IS the "end times" wide grin I'd listen to what they had to say, and perhaps chip in with a bit of information of my own... Mind you, its only the end of THIS time - the time of slavery to corporate greed and political chicanery.... and I'm assured that the survivors WILL experience a better, more true and caring world - eventually. Rated: +1Vote for this!
BrotherOfTheLeavZ	Posted Sep 7th, 2009 at 11:22AM Fill your entire world with Pure Radiant Love in the form of light and, Sing the word Hu (hyooooooooo!-- ) It is an ancient love song to God and will lift you well above any trouble [such as you describe] Keep up this practice for 10-15 min. (or longer if needed) every day for about a month or so. You will surely see results. You will not be harmed in any way. Rated: +1Vote for this!

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