The pirate in me wants to say "Keelhaul the scurvy bilge-rat!". Arrr.

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Steal his cash

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Steer him towards the nearest red light district. There's your good deed for the day :o)

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throw overboard

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100 lashes and stick him in the crows nest.

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Lets poke him with sharp sticks.

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