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NotoriousPIG NotoriousPIG 41-45, M 19 Answers Jan 23 in Embarrassing & Funny

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I just expect a goose to be a goose, honking, swimming, flying south for the winter and comming back in the spring, laying eggs, hissing at anyone who gets to close and biting them, dropping feathers. What else can a goose do?

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I expect to have to walk carefully when I am nearby.

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Eggs??

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Green/white poop

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Noise

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Eggs.

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Their kids?

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golden eggs?

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*Sings* <br />
Gooses, geeses<br />
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for easter<br />
At least a hundred a day<br />
And by the way<br />
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I want a feast<br />
I want a bean feast<br />
Cream buns and doughnuts<br />
And fruitcake with no nuts<br />
So good you could go nuts<br />
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No, now...................<br />
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She wants a bean feast? She must be a gassy little girl.

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I expect it to get excited when I stroll up to the pond with a loaf of stale bread.

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A golden egg, obviously. Cough it up or I'll be making roasted goose for dinner =.=

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What do you expect from a goose?<br />
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My back feels fizzy hahahahahhaha

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Funny stories.

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It is warmer in Florida, take your Geese, your ducklings and fly away from here. You are disturbing my sanity ? Or Fear GOD !

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Honk, Honk.

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Flesh.

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A painful peck if I get too close.

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