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PoetryNEmotion PoetryNEmotion 51-55, F 19 Answers Dec 11, 2013 in Dating & Relationships

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There was a breach in the eastern section, my spidey senses detect dino dung.

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Nothing youre not my staff sgt :p lol

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im still tutoring for this company and im going out visiting children today

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Great! :)

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Reporting for duty Ma'am.

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ISS to poetrynemotion.



Satellite was successfully upgraded with Christmas color lights. Need additional extension cord. 5000km will do.



Over.

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Will consult Home Depot. May be on back order! LOL. Over. :)

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I also request wood, bacon, sausages, bread and oxygen. Lot of it. Bonfire in room B15 is hungry, as are we.

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*braces to attention*



reporting that another inappropriate massage is in order!!

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Excellent! :)

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*massages…inappropriately* ;-)

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God! LOL. Thought you had said messages! Carry on, Daddeyk! :)

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LOL…well messages can be arranged as well…massages…and messages ;-)

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A little more to the left please.:)

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*lingers left* hows this? ;-)

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....:)

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*lingers…a LOT longer* *adds fingers as well*

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Telepathic pig rodents have breached the chartreuse revetment, with multitudes of spinning pinwheels and glowing hula hoops!

Man the frog dispensers and ready the mugwumps!

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We have them right where we want them! :)

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I have been observing the subject constantly & I think that I should really be rolling a fat one & pouring some red wine cos hedgehogs hibernate until March & this is December.

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I am sorry, but we have looked everywhere and we cannot find any intelligent life on this rock. We strongly suggest we move on to another rock and keep our fingers crossed.

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All of the crickets, tadpoles, froglets, and goldfish are accounted for, as well as one kid and one cat.

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I'm an independent contractor, I report to no one---except my wife

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I am glad to see you, Ernie. Rumour was you had expired!

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No, I only inspire

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Unmet need in aisle one;)

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Is that the produce department? :)

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You are correct, love. All sorts of goodies;) Start by rearranging melons, lol...

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This requires a hands-on approach! :)

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To say the least;)

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soup n poop

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been on the front lines , its lookin dangerous , operation pig's fart in go.

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the day's a wastin'

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SUSHHIIIII

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NEVER shush me!

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my condolences , im sorry for your whole family's death .. on the plus side i made sure it was a quick painless one..







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You are disgusting.

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im being creative ... sorry if i disgusted you

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Creative doesn't mean being cruel. Perhaps in your youth you do not know the difference.

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my creativity just happened to be interpreted as cruelty to you how ever as an art student im encouraged to believe that creativity knows no boundaries.. not even your ethics and values

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I have said my words. Deal with it. Punk.

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oh nooo...

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