I tell them, "Stop smoking, you doofus!" and I clunk them over the head with my handbag.<br />
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Actually, no one's ever asked me for a cigarette. I can imagine I'd just say, "Sorry...I don't smoke."

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lol, would love to see you clunk someone over the head

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Yeah...so would I. :)

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I say I don't smoke.

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You are to young to smoke.

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good answer. what about the 60 year old street guy though?

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Still to young.

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I smoke a pipe.

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lol

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I was thinking that your pipe was just smokin'.

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The first time I saw this phenomena was last year. The guys working on our parking space all smoked cigarettes; And a guy who I've never seen before, walked all the way down the road, just to ask them for one. Then he walked all the way back home... I was floored. Shamelessly walking all the way down the road, to ask strangers to feed your habit.

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yeah, thats the pull that cigs have

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I tell them I don't smoke. When I did, if it was a stranger asking sometimes I would give them one but sometimes I would tell them I was out. Would always give one to a friend though.

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yeah

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I don't have any.

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just sorry don't smoke, i don't hate smokers, just the smoke, feel that smokers like drug atics are luerd to this habit by hopes and dreams of being cool or feeling better.

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If i got some i share....most people ask for a light though.

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depends who they are...gets annoying cause theyre so damn expensive

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. I have been an asker though. How do you pay someone back? with cigarettes or money?

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Weve all been the asker. Just dont wanna make that a habit along with the smoking. Be there when they need one

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I give them one; they're relatively cheap here anyway. If I want one, I offer 50 cents.

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Oddly enough, they rarely ask me...but I just tell them I don't smoke...

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Ear! Pfffffff... cough cough

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