Whan will I remember to wash it?
usualy something like*what the hell happened to my hair!!!* :)
Hey Good Lookin, Watcha Got Cookin?
I'd say same **** different day.
you're too kind...lol...
Depends on the day.
One eye half open when waking up always has the same stunned look
I'd do you.
I must try harder....
Hey girl, I like your scrunchie.
I just stand there and laugh.
''hey sexy beast'' ;P
Who are you
this is not the life I imagined
"Why can't I phuck you with a horse" :(