Well if you're really a man, then probably a *****.

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unopened collector barbie dolls....

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a ***** in the shape of a horse dong, with a few **** stains stuck on it from before you realized just how much preparation anal can need, thats lightly dusted in baby powder in a large zip-lock bag hidden under your bed so your parents don't find it, which your mom already did but she just pretends she didn't.

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a dot matrix printer?

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It is something that has the letter e in its name

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A bloody machete

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