Pay its own bill.
I TOTALLY AGREE MY DAD GETS A HEART ATTACK SEEING MY BILLS :P
I agree 100% with you
Vibrate for a really long time ;)
there are apps for that. iphone, android and java... most modern phones are covered :-)
LMFAO! nice 1
it can... vibrator app
Stop jumping out of my hand like a slippery bar of soap! It's ilke it wants to commit suicide :( I can't be that bad of an owner, can I?
lmao this made my day! xD
talk to my girlfriend for 4 hours when she calls..
why not just tell her you dont want to talk about the topic so much. Have open communication, tell her when you are bored, in a nice way
Remote control my car in case i get attacked by russian spies in an underground car park
This was one of the BEST answers lol. But of course I would like it, what can you expect from someone who lists her occupation on facebook as "assassin" and I work at the school of hard knocks"? :-P
Send messages to the past. That would be cool
Wash the dishes
Turn me on and play with me.....I do it, so it needs to return the favor ;)
When I'm talking to my boss, it would be great if my phone interrupted him with a kind of "Ding!" noise every time he used some bullshit-bingo catchphrase (like "Headspace", "Ergo" or "a-sap") - then tracked the scores for each call on a ****-o-meter.<br />
People who say "a-sap", like its a word. How do they get on in life?
Pay my rent....
Stop charging me out the *** for texts I receive.
But unlimited texts are way expensive. :(
Not send drunk texts, not ring for wrong numbers when I'm asleep, not ring for calls i don't want and paying its own bill would be good!
Screen out idiot, waste-of-my-time calls...
Have the number for the U.S.S. Enterprise.<br />
Beam me up Scotty.
Survive a drop into the toilet then the subsequent wash.
Do not have to pay
get i special call
Not vibrate it's way off of it's shelf that I put it on in the morning. It's a ***** trying to find it every morning
Have more than just the library call me and come packaged with a social life
disposable, coz I am easy get bored