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Pay its own bill.

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I TOTALLY AGREE MY DAD GETS A HEART ATTACK SEEING MY BILLS :P

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I agree 100% with you

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Vibrate for a really long time ;)

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there are apps for that. iphone, android and java... most modern phones are covered :-)

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LMFAO! nice 1

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it can... vibrator app

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Stop jumping out of my hand like a slippery bar of soap! It's ilke it wants to commit suicide :( I can't be that bad of an owner, can I?

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lmao this made my day! xD

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talk to my girlfriend for 4 hours when she calls..

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why not just tell her you dont want to talk about the topic so much. Have open communication, tell her when you are bored, in a nice way

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Remote control my car in case i get attacked by russian spies in an underground car park

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This was one of the BEST answers lol. But of course I would like it, what can you expect from someone who lists her occupation on facebook as "assassin" and I work at the school of hard knocks"? :-P

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Send messages to the past. That would be cool

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Wash the dishes

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Keep itself from falling into the toilet

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Turn me on and play with me.....I do it, so it needs to return the favor ;)

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vibrator app

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When I'm talking to my boss, it would be great if my phone interrupted him with a kind of "Ding!" noise every time he used some bullshit-bingo catchphrase (like "Headspace", "Ergo" or "a-sap") - then tracked the scores for each call on a ****-o-meter.<br />
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People who say "a-sap", like its a word. How do they get on in life?

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Pay my rent....

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Stop charging me out the *** for texts I receive.

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But unlimited texts are way expensive. :(

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25 bucks a month for unlimited.

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Not send drunk texts, not ring for wrong numbers when I'm asleep, not ring for calls i don't want and paying its own bill would be good!

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Screen out idiot, waste-of-my-time calls...

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Have the number for the U.S.S. Enterprise.<br />
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Beam me up Scotty.

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Survive a drop into the toilet then the subsequent wash.

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Do not have to pay

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get i special call

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Not vibrate it's way off of it's shelf that I put it on in the morning. It's a ***** trying to find it every morning

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Have more than just the library call me and come packaged with a social life

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