Pay its own bill.
I TOTALLY AGREE MY DAD GETS A HEART ATTACK SEEING MY BILLS :P
I agree 100% with you
Vibrate for a really long time ;)
there are apps for that. iphone, android and java... most modern phones are covered :-)
LMFAO! nice 1
it can... vibrator app
Stop jumping out of my hand like a slippery bar of soap! It's ilke it wants to commit suicide :( I can't be that bad of an owner, can I?
lmao this made my day! xD
talk to my girlfriend for 4 hours when she calls..
why not just tell her you dont want to talk about the topic so much. Have open communication, tell her when you are bored, in a nice way
Remote control my car in case i get attacked by russian spies in an underground car park
This was one of the BEST answers lol. But of course I would like it, what can you expect from someone who lists her occupation on facebook as "assassin" and I work at the school of hard knocks"? :-P
Send messages to the past. That would be cool
Wash the dishes
Keep itself from falling into the toilet
Turn me on and play with me.....I do it, so it needs to return the favor ;)
When I'm talking to my boss, it would be great if my phone interrupted him with a kind of "Ding!" noise every time he used some bullshit-bingo catchphrase (like "Headspace", "Ergo" or "a-sap") - then tracked the scores for each call on a ****-o-meter.<br />
People who say "a-sap", like its a word. How do they get on in life?
Pay my rent....
Stop charging me out the *** for texts I receive.
But unlimited texts are way expensive. :(
25 bucks a month for unlimited.
Not send drunk texts, not ring for wrong numbers when I'm asleep, not ring for calls i don't want and paying its own bill would be good!
Screen out idiot, waste-of-my-time calls...
Have the number for the U.S.S. Enterprise.<br />
Beam me up Scotty.
Survive a drop into the toilet then the subsequent wash.
Do not have to pay
get i special call
Not vibrate it's way off of it's shelf that I put it on in the morning. It's a ***** trying to find it every morning
Have more than just the library call me and come packaged with a social life