What does a coroner mean if he concludes that a man was strangled by thighs, and he speculates that they were likely ''nerd thighs''? ''It is still under investigation, so not many details were released. The victim, a 17 year old male, was last seen at a Denny's with three nerds. A witness described them as such. He was found strangled in his car early the next morning. The coroner concluded from the bruising that he had been strangled between a set of thighs. He speculated that they were likely nerd thighs.''
Are you sure it wasn't chicken thighs?