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SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 20 Answers Dec 15, 2013 in Music

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And now for the last time.... A vacuumcleaner is not a guitar! Geez.

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LMAO.....

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It means you're probably enjoying that guitar very very very much!!! *naughty smile*

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LOL... *blushes* errr... *vigorously polishing halo*

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Want to polish my..er..halo?? ;) ;)

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i believe your halo may be permanently damaged Tiger.... *grins*

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Feedback....either not plugged in some place as good as it needs to be, or loose wiring. Try twisting any the the cable ends, and see if that helps.....

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ok... plugging and twisting.. i will try that sir.. *mischievious grin*

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...you....closet...now...lol

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*Laughing* .... but....?????

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JK.....breakfast instead.....

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isn't that what a guitar is supposed to make? sighs.. looking around nervously... don't judge.. rhythm is way over-rated...grrrrrr

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You are just that good. Lol

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LOL.. *wiggles eyebrows*

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Your guitar has been smokin too much weed! Either that or your action is too high or low or the frets could be a bit off... It's probably the first thing though! ;-)

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LOL... i will have to keep a closer eye on it... *looks at guitar* bad BAD guitar... smoking and not sharing. *frowns*

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Guitar farts can be caused by a number of things. Rusty playing, too large of grooves in the 'nut'. The little iviroid piece that the strings rest on before the butt, strings hitting frets, brand new fret bars can cause this.

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will make sure i check on the nuts and the butt.. thank you. *grins*

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buzzing coz it's waiting for you!

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You think? *grins*

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Operator error with amp connections.

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say it ain't so.. I don't make errors...lol

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Oh. Is t this a hypothetical?

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you could say that... ;P

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So you're saying it WASNT actual operator error lol?

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hard to operate a non-existent guitar...lol

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Takes talent to operator error an air guitar. Gotta hand it to you Kiester !!

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*bows with a florish* why THANK you Jack.... :))

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You're welcome Kiester. Now turn around and bow the other way please.

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now why would you want me too....... OHHHHHHhhhhh........*smirks*

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The second way I can check for myself whether you're wearing the push up bra lol.

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lol... what? you don't take my word for it? *grins*

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And miss the both way bowing? Thanks but no thanks.

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lol... you are incorrigible, Mr. Jackson... *winks*

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Thanks .. I think

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It means that you have on a push-up bra with metal in it.

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no... that can't be it.....

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:) I Like your playing hehehe.

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*flashes 1000 watt smile* Thank You. ;)

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There's a bee inside

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LOL... that's a possibility... *grins*

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may be its gently weeping

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goodness.... I hope not... *smiles*

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What did you do to it?? You probably need to turn it off before it explodes. But I'm guessing you have an app that's doing the buzzing??

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no.... no apps for this guitar>

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Ok honey. Well then you have steel strings and that's how they sound when plucked. If it sounds groggy and weird when you pluck it then you're plucking it wrong. Make sure it's tuned and you're strumming it right.

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ok... note to self... work on plucking and strumming skills.... got it. *grins*

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I'm a guitarist. So message me anytime if you need more advice. I don't want you to screw up lol

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thank you for you interest in my not screwing up... *laughs* it is appreciated...*smiles sweetly*

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Ok honey. I could probably tell you right now a dozen things you're doing wrong but ill wait for you to come o. Your own. Have fun and do it right girl lol

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ok.. i'll do my best. *grins*

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is the volume turned up too much?

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*checking* no... is acoustic...*grins*

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Get the moths out and play more guitar!

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moths buzz?? *laughs*

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They do!

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I didn't know that.. Huh.. learn something new every day... *grinning*

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