What does it mean when you dream about tatoos, penguins and rain?

It means you have a wonderful sense of humor. You are cute like baby penguins, agile like adult penguins are in water, able to stand certain quantities of pain (such is required for getting a tatoo) and about the rain..The darkness of your life is coming soon but since you mentioned nothing about storms, I believe you'll soon be very happy. That's what I get out of it anyway.

It means the space aliens have implanted a chip in your brain. It means there is no hope for you, tat you will be turned into a human battery to power the space aliens evil intentions to take over the world. You might as well resign yourself to living a dreamlike existence from now on. Sorry .

Dreams symbols are derived from your personal subconsious, and nobody can answer to one hundred percent accuracy.
Rain, for example is often used to signify a climatic encounter or a focal point of change in popular (Westren) symbolisim (see: movies).
Suicide rates supposedly spike in rainier areas of the world - such as Seattle.

For me, however, rain is full of life, energy and vigour. I'm happy when it rains, and it lifts my spirits.
To answer your question in a slightly less roundabout manner - What do rain, penguins and tattoos symbolise to you? In what manner were they connected in the dream? What was the tattoo of?