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HERE ARE SOME FUNNY REPLIES: ** FIRST PLACE ** (A tie) He lives in California as a polygamist in towns occupied by each of his wives. Santa Barbara, Santa Rosa, Santa Clara, Santa Monica, Santa Anna and Santa Maria. Jim Spero, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA He appears at 6 billion “breaking and entering” court dates. Justin, Newark, New Jersey, USA ** SECOND PLACE ** He offers his sleigh and reindeer to Gov. Blagojevich for a US senate seat. Gary Bachman, Hagerstown, Maryland, USA ** THIRD PLACE ** The fiendish desire to give fulfilled for another year, Santa’s back working at the IRS…and he knows who’s been naughty. Les Harden, Brisbane, Australia http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2009/01/being-funny-joke-writing-contest/ I GUESS I LIKE: SHE takes off the "fat padding suit", removes the RED COAT and Pants too and kicks off those Black Boots... cozies up to the crackling fire sipping a hot toddy THINKING HOW COOL GAYS HAVE GOTTEN THEIR RIGHT TO GAY MARRIAGES and SHE dances dreamily with the snow falling out the window she sees... REALIZING... it is so good to be BELIEVED IN. :) than SHE answers the KNOCK KNOCK at the door Who's there Avery... AVERY? WHO? A VERY MERRY TIME FOR YOU BABY WHEN YOU OPEN THAT DOOR! MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT WRAPPED JUST FOR YOU SANTA DARLING! Santa winks at the elves that scurry away... and opens the door to ... A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS THROUGH THE NEW YEAR's! BELIEVE!!!
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He's tired so he takes a very long nap...with Mrs.Claus of course!

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He sit on his eggs waiting for them to hatch...

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him and mrs claus snuggle up and he gives her the north pole . and make little elfves .do I have a sick mind or what

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He runs his commune, man.

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Takes the elves to Disneyland for a vacation.

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