there's MSG in your noodle dish, but it's too late to warn you now.
Be prepared for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window.
Get botox, or get job being a scarecrow.
Mine says " You will meet inspiring people today who will change your life forever"
No way...it was true...I did meet incredible people today...who taught me things...and made me a better person. For Realz dude!
Teachers are Crescendo dolls
" Hungry is the man who finds salvation in a cookie"
Mine said 'We couldn't be bothered'
Your persistence will pay off.
Huh?! Hey, whats going on??? HEY HEY HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING OMG PLEASE DON'T KILL ME PLEASE I GOT KIDS I SWEAR HEY PLE-...
This is printed on edible paper. Enjoy!
By the third squawk of the goose you will have denied this fortune three times.
Beware waiter bearing fortune cookies......
Beware of Americans some want to hurt you badly
Dangle a cheese burger in front of them
hunger is the man who finds salvation in a cookie"
Turn your thoughts within - find yourself
The best is yet to come!
"Turn your thoughts within- find yourself"<br />
"Your qualities overshadow your weaknesses"
You've got red on you. :)
Circle is infinite. Mint usually is cool and soothes the taste buds. Yer message can mean to do something in life that'll bring many happiness to you and all your future generations? i.e. Open your own business and become a multi million/billionaire? It'll sooth your financial and of future gens. <br />
As for my fortune, it said "Today you ate a cookie."
I cracked it open. There was no paper inside. I presume I have no future...