Evil laugh HA HA HA...LMAO..
i once had a dream i killed everyone and the people that i keep alive were my slaves and every time they didn't listen or did something i didn't like i beat them to death, does count?
Lunch at a KFC buffet.
rip off satan's head, and s.h.i.t. down his neck !! oh, sorry, you asked for evil urges. lmao
i have a mexican roommate and i often find myself fantasizing about leaving a HUGE STEAMER in his pillow but hiding it before he can see it