Some thing's are better left unsaid.
Your Keyboard or you would not be asking the question
What else? Your wiener!
Dude thats not your banana thats mine!
If you don't know, keep your hands to yourself.
It's probably not a good book? Did I get it right?
the wrong end of a taser
If it sounds like it is grasping for air it might be a chicken :~)
a lot of attention...& possibly some that wasn't exactly what you intended.
a runaway banana?