The ones that never happen.
I would say get a job, but it would be more fun to say it AFTER you ruin your face.
Lip or eyebrow :)
Got to be the tongue, don't know why but something about a tongue ring always gets my mind a tripping.
Bull nose ring.
Offset lip-ring, just like mine. :) Septum and nostril piercings can be attractive too.
None. : )