Steam-powered train. I carry a lot internally (emotions, thoughts, etc), and it takes great amounts to get me going (motivation), but once I've started, you'd be surprised at the distance I can go, and if you come along for the ride, the scenery can be amazing, treacherous, and downright soothing, but it is an ever-changing view outside those windows. I may have to be constantly kept restocked after every stop, and there will be many, but the journey is worth it I think.
A spaceship that took a wrong turn, got caught in the void, and ran out of fuel while looking for a new place to live.
That's the price for not paying attention.
I am a cranky, slightly greying, ultra horny jackass. No explanation needed
Pony express. I'll get it there eventually, but you'll need to clean up after me as I go along.