A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective to watch and report activities while he was gone.
A few days later he received this report:
Most Hon'ble Sir,
You leave the house.
I watch house.
He come to house.
He and she leave house.
He and she get on train.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree - look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He ***** she.
She ***** he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree.
Lt. Columbo had his trenchcoat, cigar, notebook, & pen. (He usually couldn't find the pen, tho, he was always having to borrow one!)
condoms, gun, ammo, knife...breath mints optional...
what about a badge
that would give them away......
His Wit and Intuition, badge/identification, a good pair of shoes, observant eyes
A throwaway gun to cover their crime. coffee and doughnuts
No one has mentioned ID and license.
A video-audio recording device, capable of taking still image shots as well.
A standard issue firearm for personal protection.
Adhesive tape to retrieve fingerprints in a field expedient manner.
notebook, camra, handcufs and a toolbox for taking tests/measurements of stuff from the scene or fingerprints.
Gloves, magnifying glass, a plastic bag for the evidence, and a mobile/cell phone in case the criminal is still there...
I love Midsummer Murder..
Badge or ID, sidearm, handcuffs, radio or some form of commucation. pen and notepad.