I get plenty of laughs from some of the responses here. There are some very clever people posting.

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last night my friends and I came home from the bar and one friend passed out in the backseat we tried to wake him but he didnt budge. so we went inside it was about 5 degrees farenheit outside so i figured hed get cold and wake up and com in about an hour and 15 min went by and I couldnt leav him out there so i went out and he was half standing inside the truck shivvering saying its cold where did the heat go, I told him we are at my house and asked if he was comming in he shivvered out a yea then he said he couldnt find the icemachine i went to the other door and let him out he said the car hasnt stopped moving that i needed to drive it to the park, I got him out and in the house and he tried to go in my closet then climbed on a beanbag chair and it looked like he wa sswimming lol He was a bit overly drunk

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my husband was yelling at our 2yr old telling him he was gonna take away his buzz and woody,it was so funny because he accidentally said "wuzz and boody" i was in the back round laughing

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Talked on the phone last night with my sister. We got hysterical over some of the crazy times we had when we were young.

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