he never went hungry...<br />
he left a trail of crackers to find his way home..<br />
he traded them for marbles..<br />
he fed the birds in the park...<br />
he got into trouble when he didn't empty his pockets for the wash..<br />
the list is endless...do i have any of them right?

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When his mom washed his pants she killed him for being an idiot.

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my thoughts exactly...that would **** me off.

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I know right!

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oh **** better check my pockets , i always leave money in mine

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He went for war....

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hostpital, dog got him

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his cellphone was in his pocket too and after he ate all the crackers his phone was all crumby and smelt cheesey! moral of the story: put crackers in ziploc bag - locks in freshness and keeps your pockets clean of crumb.

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He was mugged and savagely mauled by a gang of rogue parrots and is still in intensive care awaiting a cracker transplant.

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He sat down and discovered that he had a pocket full of crumbs. :)

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He got cheesed off?

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he cried when it all went to pieces

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my pitbull put a hole in his pocket ..he loves crackers

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