If you read the bible backwards baby Jesus was mugged
taken into custody. tipped off to the peado squad by judas
Went to the nearest bar got drunk and humped the nearest camel they could find.
Well the first thing is the bible never says there where 3 wise men. It just says the wise men brought 3 gifts to Jesus. So there could have been 10 wise men for all we know. After leaving Jesus the went back to the east, back to their homeland.
They snuck home avoiding Herod.
Ever hear a Pep Boys Auto?
Cleaned the shyt off the shoes. Serpinteened there way back to there homes. Put there camels to bed.