They have sinned.....like certain Muslim individuals when they hurt others. Ok. I'm shutting up now.
they melt or react like the nazis when they stared into the ark of the covenant
It's like dividing by zero.
Loin or chops?
The same thing that happens if a Mormon masturbates -- nothing.
they digest it like everyone else, except they feel really dirty because of it.
They turn into a Baptist.
I think pork is more a Lutheran thing.
do you want to know religiously or just if G-d comes down with a lighting bolt. there is a legitimate answer