I love taper candles! Indeed they are a little thin but they mould to the shape of me and they feel great rubbing against my g spot :)
I've gotten my mom's toothbrush stuck in my ***** (sick, I know) and she came home so I had to dive under my covers of my bed so she wouldn't see. That did not work. She thought I was taking a nap and I hadnt finished my chores. So she pulled the covers up and saw. We haven't really hugged since.
For my wife, it was the bottle of her favorite shampoo...that was before there were so many "custom" items.
Darling - try doing what I did to my wife back when I was married.....<br />
I made her go out with stinging-nettles in the gusset of her skimpy knickers<br />
Had to come home (eventually) & smack her ****, hard !<br />
(of course, like you, she ***********, being a Church-goer) LOL.<br />
Another suggestion that's a li'l harsh, but there's a video on the internet "doing the rounds" just now of a very pretty German housewife (Frau) who is having a "brand new" (clean) toilet brush being shoved up & in & out of her lovely vagina (she's loving it & thrives on the naughtiness, as you see HER pushing it in, as does her hubby).<br />
Just 'Google' up the words "Toilet Brush Vagina".... & you'll see this pretty girl in stockings & heels just lying back & "taking it", as well as pushing it inside herself = vast amounts of wetness & groaning !!!!!!!!<br />
(judging by the sheer number of hits, it's proving VERY popular !)
a long piece of smooth. thin rope. like 6 feet . carefully push it in as far as you can inch by inch then pull it out very slowly.
Can u take 11 inches?
Remote control?!?! Were you able to change the channel? ;)