They are; I am one.
I would discuss books with Belle! :)
we would live in a real messed up world
i would tell ariel to put a ******* top on and stop acting like a *****. her ***** *** is only 16 years old
Their bodily proportions are wrong.
They feel disney in real
Well, that would mean Disney Princes were real.
Which would mean that Phillip really did slash his way through demi-demonic armies, razor sharp vines, hell-fire, and a sadistic all-powerful sorceress turned dragon to get to Aurora. Just like Eric drove a sunken ship into a 30 story tall witch with complete control of the oceans.
Which would mean that sadistic all-powerful sorceresses and 30 foot ocean elementals exist, and our best defenses are some very heroic married men, some sunken ships, and a trio of angsty color-coded faeries.
So, admitting these gorgeous young ladies exist is tantamount to admitting the world is abjectly boned.
War is coming!