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BloviatingBuffoon BloviatingBuffoon 70+, F 20 Answers Jan 20 in Health

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I'd be safe, I replaced all my blood with coffee.

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Are they sexy vampires? If that's so, I wouldn't kill them in the myriad ways vampires can be murdered.

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Damn those emo kids must of hit the gym

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as long as they look like R-Patz Im ok with it

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Well then, all I can say is enjoy the night life! lol

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Keep your top button closed and wear a garlic necklace???

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I'll finally get to use this holy water. I have barrels of the stuff and never a use for it.

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Stock up on crossbow bolts and a katana for head removal

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lol. Give themself some mirror sunglasses so it disappears they can't see themself in any mirrors.

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start bathing in garlic

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I'll carry garlic and wood stakes with me then. <br />
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Better start melting my silver to make bullets.

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I'm ready to slay.

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I'll bite first.

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IF it is a vampire attack, it really sucks!

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Well he!!, just bite me will you... oh wait, you said Vampires didn't you :)?

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Make sure u have vervain in ur system

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I'd be the first one to volunteer to donate blood, maybe they'd have mercy and turn me into a vampire too. I don't want to have a soul, like vampires I wanted to be like them.

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I could start putting Vampire sla<x>yer down on my CV if that was the case.

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Ask for mercy.

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