I would offer it too the local zoo :)
I couldn't wax its face because your use of the word "aforementioned" means that you're indicating a baby that was mentioned previously (but wasn't). Therefore, the baby only exists in the future or not at all. I can't deal in time paradoxes, sorry.
Here's the part where I feel silly >_<
i would shave it with a razor dont wax it would hurt
I'd sell it to the circus
No. That'd be cruel and pointless.
no i would be jealous because I'm still working on a patch of facial hair on the left side of my face to complete my beard
My parents have resorted to putting a paper bag ova ma head! :'(
Don't be sad ... at least it's a paper bag and not plastic ...
Well, paper won't suffocate me at least? That's good right? :)