That would suck, but oaks are pretty arrogant. I prefer a sycamore or weeping willow myself. They are always kind hearted
I'd knock it nutz off !
Oh no I would stop living D:
Oak trees cannot Love or hate.
They just stand and grow for a few hundred years then fall over.
Ummm! Can I ask what you are on? It's just that the surreal nature of this question suggests something may be affecting your thought processes. };-)
why ? , i would ask it , whats the story ? oh great tree of Wisdom
Apply to it my +1 Chainsaw of Tree-Slaying.
Burn it!!!! >:D
I would keep my distance.
I would feel sh!tty at first. Why doesnt it like me? Did I do so,ething to it? :( Is so,ething wrong with me? :/
Then I would get angry and start to hate it. Stupid ******* majestic oak tree. It doesnt even know me! Only losers are so judgemental.
Then I would plot my revenge. No way I let that stupid majestic oak tree get away with this.