That would suck, but oaks are pretty arrogant. I prefer a sycamore or weeping willow myself. They are always kind hearted
Oh no I would stop living D:
Oak trees cannot Love or hate.
They just stand and grow for a few hundred years then fall over.
Ummm! Can I ask what you are on? It's just that the surreal nature of this question suggests something may be affecting your thought processes. };-)
why ? , i would ask it , whats the story ? oh great tree of Wisdom
Apply to it my +1 Chainsaw of Tree-Slaying.
Burn it!!!! >:D
I would keep my distance.