What if you learned that you actually "can take it with you" when you die? What are a few things you would take?
Two women meet in the afterlife.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and down into the ba
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ... we'd both still be alive.