I'd tell that bird , Hey , a little less talking and a little more "riding"...
I'd throw it off and take up the banjo instead.
I'll make him into a hat.
I would be thinking, "I better get a damn good treat for this".
I'd bite him between the legs, obviously.
The worst thing I do to my weenie dog is make her wear a sweater when it's cold :P
I don't know but i have a team of chihuahua's ..wanna race?
Huh? Licking taco fingers?That's a whole different enchilada.....I guess we could split down the middle !!