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LizardKing LizardKing 26-30, M 24 Answers Jun 2, 2012

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Shot dead....my state has "castle doctrine " laws........a intruder can be legally shot, and if I shoot to kill the only story they are gonna get is mine so..........yeah don't go barging into peoples homes around here.

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I would fork him in the eye.

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I'd be like WTF and punch him in the face...

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I think I would welcome the opportunity to be able to tell him in person what an insufferable ****** he is.

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give him a beer and tell him to shut the **** up.

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I cannot speak for myself, but if that did happen there would be 2 357 slugs in him before he finishes his comment!

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Get Bloomberg on the phone and tell Ramsay the call is for him.

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I would laugh until I added enough salt with my tears to my food for him to accept it as a PASS.

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Slap him silly and toss him out into the dog run to roll in the doggie poo.<br />
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And didn't his actual restaurant go bankrupt? Maybe the customers saw the show where he cleaned a customer's plate by sticking his finger in his mouth and then using it to wipe the plate.

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He came into my house I doubt if he'd insult my food. I'm a damn good cook! He might say that I'm too slow!

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All the cooks on the shows think that he is going to be pleased with their food before he arrives!

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i would say "the jerk store called they are running out of you!" or "i slept with your wife"

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I'd tell him to get the hell out. But, honestly, unless there were tv cameras there and he was getting paid, I don't think he'd really give a **** if I could cook a scallop or not.

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Yeah the camera crew would be following him!

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stab stab

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Murder.

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I'd be tempted to poison him..... ( makes special cocktail )

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