What if you were cooking dinner for yourself and Gordon Ramsay barged into your house and started insulting your food?
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Posted by jatpack3 Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:38PM
Shot dead....my state has "castle doctrine " laws........a intruder can be legally shot, and if I shoot to kill the only story they are gonna get is mine so..........yeah don't go barging into peoples homes around here.
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Posted by Randomsomething Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:33PM
I would fork him in the eye.
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Posted by BamPow Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:26PM
I would let him sample my ipecac and Exlax brownies.
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Posted by chimbie88 Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:24PM
I'd be like WTF and punch him in the face...
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Posted by NigelDoes Jun 3rd, 2012 at 2:12AM
I think I would welcome the opportunity to be able to tell him in person what an insufferable ****** he is.
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Posted by atadir Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:51PM
give him a beer and tell him to shut the **** up.
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Posted by rustyjh Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:47PM
I cannot speak for myself, but if that did happen there would be 2 357 slugs in him before he finishes his comment!
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Posted by TheSquirrel Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:30PM
Get Bloomberg on the phone and tell Ramsay the call is for him.
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Posted by AppyHeart Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:29PM
I would laugh until I added enough salt with my tears to my food for him to accept it as a PASS.
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Posted by ChipmunkErnie Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:29PM
Slap him silly and toss him out into the dog run to roll in the doggie poo.
And didn't his actual restaurant go bankrupt? Maybe the customers saw the show where he cleaned a customer's plate by sticking his finger in his mouth and then using it to wipe the plate.
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Posted by FoggyKoala Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:28PM
Hey! Gary, get out of my house!
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Posted by aquarius3 Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:27PM
He came into my house I doubt if he'd insult my food. I'm a damn good cook! He might say that I'm too slow!
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Reply by LizardKing Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:31PM
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Posted by kurokineko Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:24PM
i would say "the jerk store called they are running out of you!" or "i slept with your wife"
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Posted by Preshus79 Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:24PM
I'd tell him to get the hell out. But, honestly, unless there were tv cameras there and he was getting paid, I don't think he'd really give a **** if I could cook a scallop or not.
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Reply by LizardKing Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:26PM
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Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:24PM
stab stab
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Posted by fourthtot Jun 2nd, 2012 at 11:23PM
Murder.
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Posted by Kathieredart Jun 8th, 2012 at 11:15PM
I'd be tempted to poison him..... ( makes special cocktail )
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