I'd be torn between enjoying the money and fake celebrity status, and removing myself from humanity.
I'd have to do a s*x tape straight away and post it on Youtube...
I'd not be too pleased about that. I look much better :)
I will have to get an std test.
Sex tapes taste good.
I would immediately divorce whoever I was married to and take their money, just like last time.
Well, the backside would be familiar, and the extra money would be nice...otherwise, no thank you.
I would shoot myself
i'd tell kanye to bring over the handcuffs and a few friends
"omg i have nice hair!!!"... "why are my butt and boobs so big?"
No chance in hell!