My Mother had too much self respect to say something like that.
I wouldn't talk to her for a long time. There would be nothing to ******* say.
You post a lot of stuff don't u?
"Mom, you're so mean! Keep calm."
this is when you ask her? "mom did you wash that cup out before you gave it to me?", or "is that why you smelled like uncle bob?", or "you should have told me sooner, I would have had all male teachers -!"
I'd be pissed off.