Can I comb your butt hair and braid it?
being called fat
i wouldn't accept any from a potential partner.
i don't care what anyone else says.
None. It's not as simple as that.
"i like it loose"
"You smell weird".
If the insults were joking and not meant to be hurtful, it wouldn't be a big obstacle to further intimacy.
You look old.
Is that thing ever going to get bigger?
"I love him more than I love you." or "I hate the way you think." That is an instant turn off for me. I exit stage left.
"i ****** your girlfriend"
"hey, that's fine. i don't care if you're leaving me anyway. just so you know, i ****** your best friend these few years behind your back!"