A vaccuum cleaner

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Depends on your wife.<br />
Mine gave me her Christmas list: a cake tin from Lakeland with movable divisions, 'The Art of Royal Icing', and underwear. (Not even sexy underwear, just bra and briefs for everyday wear.)<br />
She was pleased as punch with it.<br />
But I can imagine a woman expecting jewellery and furs getting very pissed off if they got her items.

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The Clap

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I made the mistake of mentioning how I would like one of those shower heads with both the standard head and a separate head on a hose with different water pulse settings. (not for anything perverted) I just happened to say it near my birthday only because I saw it on TV. So that was what he gave me for my gift. It later turned into a joke that I still tease him about to this day.

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Anything with a plug.

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A box with a dead animal in it. That's pretty terrible, yah.

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