i really like the one from pulp fiction: "Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up."
Knock Knock.<br />
Who's there?<br />
Little Boy Blue.<br />
Little Boy Blue who?<br />
Michael Jackson.<br />
I love MJ, but that joke always makes me laugh :)
you had to be there.....but it was freaking awesome
I have never heard any good ones but I really like that tomatoe one LOL
Can't tell you
do you like fish sticks?
Yes. They're delicious. I like to put them in my mouth.
How does the turtle with no legs cross the freeway? Now before you answer take away the f from free and the f from way.