i really like the one from pulp fiction: "Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up."
do you like fish sticks?
Yes. They're delicious. I like to put them in my mouth.
Knock Knock.<br />
Who's there?<br />
Little Boy Blue.<br />
Little Boy Blue who?<br />
Michael Jackson.<br />
I love MJ, but that joke always makes me laugh :)
I have never heard any good ones but I really like that tomatoe one LOL
Can't tell you
How does the turtle with no legs cross the freeway? Now before you answer take away the f from free and the f from way.