Can't eat a wheel.
Better than any and all inventions that man has thus far created would be, in my humble opinion, an unbreakable heart.
The wheel of sliced bread is eatable, and when stale could probably support the weight of anything.
I concur with your logic
a wheel of cheese would be nice..pepperjack if possible, please.
I think there is nothing better than the love of someone who really and truly cares, it is immutable, unlike sliced bread and the wheel. They are mere things, transitory in a world that is ever changing. How soon till the wheel is obsolete, bread supplanted by a new improved way to get your nutrition?
But Love will endure, for without it, man is nothing and mankind is doomed.
A wheel of CHEESE....and the sliced bread....toasted.
A wheel of cheese.