What is most stupidest or funniest law ever u heard?

Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. (Excelsior Springs, Missouri)

I live in Alabama, so we have plenty of them, but my favorite is that it is illegal to drive barefoot.

A few of these are pretty silly.
http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top_10_craziest_sex_laws_in_america/

Some states don't allow alcohol sales at liquor stores, groceries, etc. after 9pm (or some other time).

But all the clubs and bars in those states serve drinks until 2:00am or whatever.

So basically, they don't want you to buy alcohol at a store and take it home where you can safely drink and NOT drive, but it's perfectly fine to get drunk at the club where you have a higher chance of getting in a car and driving home drunk.

i think it's stupid that drugs are illegal and that the US is wasting so much money fighting a "war" on them.

If a diplomat accidently runs over someone in another country, he will not be charged for murder, reckless driving, nothing!

I think its ridiculous.

Still on the old law books in Missouri: Oral sex is illegal! (wonder if local town law window peeps at night to enforce this one!) :D

can't smoke a cigerette in appartments, might get into neibors vents

This is a fun question.

Alabama....
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.


Massachussetts....
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Iowa.....
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”.

Texas....
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

Kansas....
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

If i ever heard a stupid law its the fact that you need Visas to get across from countries..so what is the point of passports? identity, right? Why then do we need another stampy thing that we have to pay for to be put in the passport to allow us get to another country, its so off putting..i see people looking up and down at others' passports as if in scrutiny, and dont quite understand it.
I want to see the world, but the prospect of applying for visas to get everywhere, man!!
So that, in my opinion is a stupd law, and one which no one seems keen to address

not being allowed to post a sign against the war in your front yard. luckily SCOTUS turned over that one...but i am SURE there are a bunch more out there....

This is not a law.....But it is real stupid....

My Store Manager has an open door policy...Or so she tells us....Well I work the night shift...So most of the time she is gone before I get there.......so one day..I can during the Afternoon.....I had a problem that I wanted to talk to her about...Well she told me that she could not talk to me about the problem...As I was not on the clock....And that would be working off of the clock....But I could write her a note...And slip it under her door...And she would get around to it.....

Now that is stupid I say......Come and talk to me any time....As long as you are on the clock.....And if you work at night...Well I will get back to you on that...

When you come to an intersection downtown, you must fire off your shotgun before crossing.

it's illegal to grill a burger in some county on a Sunday afternoon, hahahaha

My mum told me that when she was living in Jersey it was illegal to dance before 12 midnight on a Sunday.

Also when I was in Crete, music wasn't allowed to be played anywhere after 11pm... they still did it though but every 15 mins, police would drive along the main road and you'd see the bars one by one turning off their loud music til they drove past, even though you could hear it for miles up the street!

Another one I thought was a bit mad was that in Manx law (Isle of Man) you are legally allowed to kill a Scottish man if he is wearing a kilt whilst getting off a boat, as long as you shoot him through the heart with an arrow on a particular day. Don't know which day though!

In Florida it's illegal to have sexual relations with porcupines.