When I was 3 and my Mom put my cousin and I into the bathtub after playing in the mud. I kept pointing at my cousins crotch and screaming "she lost her PP". I learned something that day.
I lived in Foster care for awhile. Anyway, My foster brother was in bathroom and he couldn't find any toilet paper that day. so , He sprayed Right Guard on his bum hole. He came out of bathroom screaming " My ******* is burning , Help me! I asked him what happend. I literally couldn't stop laughing I was rolling on the floor I damn near peed on myself.
When my father told me he was going to send me back to my real parents.... I was scared. He was my real father...
When me and my best friend, were bored in the middle of August so we got a sled, slid down stairs ended up breaking a shoe rack and cracked the sled, but we laughed for the longest time and that was our first true laugh we shared, he's practically my Brother now!