sometimes when you are changing a baby he/she gets cold and <> deposits some pee somewhere on the person who is doing the changing. Usually the pee is deposited somewhere around the face but other spots also get the wet treatment. I don't want anyone ever to pee on me.
Barf on me. (I wouldn't want the baby to do it either---but the BABY would get a pass. ;)
Cry and poop their pants lol
Wake me up in the middle of the night for food.
all that crap posted on Mature
cries when hungry.
Puts food in his hair
Poop in her pants
Throw up its breakfast all over me.