Can you get me some tampons?
I feel like crying. Do you?
Let's watch a chick flick.
I have bad cramps.
Oh, my God, I have a grey hair!
I need another pair of shoes.
"I'm receiving a visit from Aunt Flow, again!"
"I liked the fuchsia better than the magenta.."
i have my period now,,,, or i am going into labor
"Just let me get a fresh tampon, and Ill be RIGHT there."
Does this dress make my butt look fat?
I know a guy who's said this
"Which eyeshadow would match with this dress..??"
"Shall I take a clutch bag or shoulder one..?"
"The baby's kicking!! Feel it!"
I have a headache....
I am tired....
Tomorrow, I promise......
.....Now Its too dark
......You waited too long....I'm having my period.
Your arse looks fat in those trousers
Want to play with my Kittie?
No sex tonight.
"It's never acceptable to use the word c***"