People think I know how to swim
I did but I had on a life jacket and rockets
That I speak fluent Spanish. Or Arabic. Or Punjabi.
The lead singer in my band is First Nations and is what she calls a 'cultural chameleon' because she has this kind of universal skin tone. Has been mistaken for/can blend in with any number of different ethnic groups around the planet.
I like to call it "racially ambiguous" but I also like the term "universal skin tone." :D
That I'm fat when it's just 'water weight'.
that i'm serious
I'm stuck-up and a snob because I'm painfully quiet
That I am an apple.
Apples can't wear capes -_-
They assume I am weak because I'm transgender and live as a woman, truth is I am a Vietnam war vet and have killed many people
That I am not what I appear to be, but I am
That I'm cold.
that i take sugar in my tea
Two things, both online and in real life.<br />
1. I am an MtF transgender (it was just a stupid rumor last year at my university and for some unknown reason, made it's way on here) <br />
2. I'm a hipster. I get this all the time because I wear large glasses..Other than that, nothing is hipster about me. I wear the same clothes as everyone else, I don't try to be different either..I'm just myself, really.
That I'm mean and stuck up.
That I hate fur coats.